The Expenses of The Ryanair

August 17th, 2009
Ryanair Cheap Flights?

Ryanair Cheep Flights?

Labas again my readers.

This post of the blog is not about the website design. I am writing the blog here today for big moan as I have just been the booking my flights for my holiday of the summer. When you want to be flying to Lithuania like Sergei here, the bestest place is the Ryanair. this is because it is the only place that does the flying to Lithuania.

Renata is wanting to be seeing here parents who are living the Northern of the Ireland, so we are having to be booking the flights to Dublin and take donkey to the Northern of the Ireland. From Almeria you cannot be flying straight to the Northern of the Ireland, I am not knowing why, maybe it is too far. We is staying in the Northern of the Ireland for one week and then flying from Dublin to Kaunas in Lithuania. We is staying in the Saulai in Lithuania for two weeks and then flying back to the Dublin to get plane back to the Almeria.

This is long way round, but we cannot be finding flights straight from the Lithuania to the Is Pain. OK, this is the fair enough and we cannot be doing not much about it, BUT I have big problem with the paying for checking in online and paying extra monies for paying by the credit card. We have being charged extra 30 Euros for the checking in online with bag. Why is this? There is no person to take passports, we are doing all of the work by going to the online checking in, giving the details and then the printing of the pass of the boarding. I am not happy mongoose when I am seeing this charge but I do for Renata, so say nothing.

The next kick in the tail is that Ryanair wants 20 Euros for me to pay with the credit card. There is not other way to pay online I rites that card is debit card, but Ryanair no like this. I writes that is Delta Card, Ryanair no like this too. I writes that is Credit Card, Happy the Days, OK that extra 20 Euros for pay by this card. What the difference from card from same bank??!!! So we is having four flights, that extra 40 Euros on the top of the extra 60 Euros on top of the final prices that told me by the website.

I am poor mongoose. I have not the problem with the paying for the flights, but I do having the problem when I told price and then told that if I do be wanting to fly the price changing. I can be buying the flight for this price, but if I am wanting to go on the flight when it is leaving, I need to be paying extra. Also if I actually want to be paying for the flights, I need to be paying more. I am thinking that Ryanair needs to be more honest with theirs prices when peeples look for prices. If you is needed to be paying for checking in anyway, why is this not included in the prices you see first? If one card is costing nothing, why is mongoose credit card needing to be paying 20 euros more?

OK, I have small moan and feeling better. We is flying on the holidays in three weeks so I must start the getting excited.

Until the next time, leave me the comments if you have the same problems with the cheep airlines.

Tags: cheap flights, credit card, expenses, extra, rip off, ryanair moan
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Busy Mongoose Sergei

August 9th, 2009

I have been busy mongoose for two weeks in the work. This is meaning that I am not updating my blogging, so I am here today to say hello again.

A Great Party new Website for Childrens Party Hire

A Great Party new Website for Childrens Party Hire

We is having good work for two weeks here in MODSnet so I am having the trouble to make new my blog. We is making three new website for the World in the Web and we is testing the new bar in La Alfoquia where my boss is living. First of all we is updating the MODSnet website so you can be reading my blogging on that site – Hello to everyones who is being reading from MODSnet! I am telling my boss what dezines I am liking and he is saying lots of words I am not understanding when I say I no like dezine.

We is also making good a website for peeples in the UK. A Great Party is very nice website for buying the hire of toys for childrens parties. They have very nice bouncy castles which I am thinking would be lots of fun. My boss he add a window to the site for show big pictures that slide open and closed, I am having lots of the fun playing with the windows!

We also start new website today for rent houses in Is Pain and this website my favourite. I think looks very nice.

Rent Me A Home New Website

Rent Me A Home New Website

We is visiting the Bar Union this weeks in La Alfoquia to be meeting peeples for new website. We is having some drinks, but no food for my boss he say “Sergei, we is here to make good with new peeple and get new job or you have no money this month for making boom boom with Renata”. I like go dancing with my new girlfriend Renata at disko they are playing boom boom musik as my boss say. Anyways, this man he say he is waiting more than half of the hour for sandwich of the egg and we is not able to be waiting that long for food. I am thinking that this bar is maybe not so good anymore like it was before.

I am also helping with the Twittering on the World in the Web for my Boss. He have account for Recommend Us and I am doing the tweetering on that. Thursday I am trying to sign into the website, but it keep saying that website gone away. I am hearing later that it was the Russians who are maybe trying to stop one human bean from tweetering on the site and instead they close whole site down. I remember when my country Lithuania is trying to leave Russia many years ago when I was young Mongoose in Saulai, the Russians is not liking this one leetle bit and they try to be stopping us. We Lithuanian Mongooses is being very strong and we are stopping them and leave anyway. Luckily back in that days we is not having the Twitter and they cannot be shutting it down.

I am going to be trying to write now most days to keeping you up to the date with Sergei, but it is difficult when I like go boom boom with Renata. Until the next time, I will be speaking to you soon.

Tags: a great party, bar union, la alfoquia, new website, recommend us, rent property, special deals, twitter down
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The Fun and the Games in Is Pain

July 25th, 2009
The Advert in the Sol Times

The Advert in the Sol Times

Welkum again to the world of the Sergei.

I have been being very busy this week in my new job with the MODSnet. We is having lots of the fun and the games with water and the konnektion to the World in the Web. The first thing that is happening is I am starting in the new job for Manager of the Media and we is making advert for the Sol Times newspaper to show good prices for the new websites. We is being promised by the Sol Times that the advert will be being shown in the newspaper on the Wednesday of the next week, so I am thinking it is good and hoping that we will be making lots of roubles to be going on holiday to Palanga in Lithuania. I is having the advert on the right of the blog so you can all be seeing here.

On the Tuesday of this week we is having lots of the problems with Telefonica and we is not being able to konnekt to the World in the Web. My boss he is ringing the telefonica but the man in the phone he say there is problem with the komputer and he kannot be finding the information so maybe we is ringing back in the hour. My boss he rings back every hour for three days now and he is having same problem all of the times. In Lithuania we fix komputer with the bash with the hand and it works every time but obviously this Telefonica peeples are not knowing this and still not having fixed the problem.

My Kousin Yuri

My Kousin Yuri

To solution this leetle problem we is having to be working in the bar with the no-wires internet. It is being very nice but the bar no having the konditioned air and it is like working in the shower. I have never in my life been a sweating so much like this times. The bar is having the konditioned air boxes but they are not being turned on so we work for maybe 4 hours in the day and then is having to be stopping before komputer is melting.

With the big heat this week I am being the 10 kilos on the Monday and now I am sitting here at only the 7 kilos. Its big heat here in Is Pain and there is being lots of fires. My boss is having no water for two days in Zurgena from the fire in the Mojakar and is having to be using the water from his tank. He having the shower in the patio, but I am thinking this not good enough as he smell like my kousin Yuri who you can be seeing in the foto.

There is being lots of the fires here in Is Pain this weeks. I am sitting working and I am making the sweat without the moving. I never have been in the heat before like this, in Lithuania when it is 15 degrees of the Celsius, we is all on the beach with the no clothes so it is very difficult for the Mongoose like me to be ok with it. I am not knowing how Aleksandr is being OK with this heat when he is surrounded by the dancing mongooses.

Anyway, I must be going now. I have the hot date with nice Mongoose from the Mojakar and I must be going to brushing my tail before I am seeing her. Until the next time, bye the bye.

Tags: 25% discount, advert, connection, fires, heat, internet, problems, skunk, sol times, spain, telefonica, water, website, website design, website for 100 euros, wordpress blog for 100 euros, yuri
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I Have Job

July 17th, 2009
Aleksandr at Bridge of the Tower

Aleksandr at Bridge of the Tower

Hello again my friends in the World in the Web.

I am blogging again so quickly because I get more pikture from Aleksandr with the Bridge of the Tower and to tell everyones that I have new job. You can be seeing in the pikture that Aleksandr looking very good now, he say he feel much better now he has lost his kold. He say something about the kold being swine, so I think maybe he drink too much vodka and be kissing the pigs in London. I am not seeing many pigs here in Albox, but man who give me job say there is being lots of pigs on Friday Nites at bars. I do not be knowing how he be knowing this, I am thinking maybe he go to bars for pigs only and not human beans but I not say now as I have only starting my job on Monday.

I get new job from MODSnet. They so very happy with radio advert I am making for them the week ago that they rings me on my new telefone mobile and asking me to be manager of the media for them. I cannot be saying no because everyone be knowing that “vodka costs roubles” as my mother always be saying in Lithuania. So I am start on Monday to manage the media of the MODSnet and make them big name in the World in the Web. I am not knowing how to be making websites, but the man I speaking to at MODSnet he say will give me big tour and helps me to understand how to making good for the advert.

I say to the MODSnet that maybe they should be giving the peeples discount for website like this they makings for me. He saying “OK Sergei, you the mongoose” and he saying “For Special Welkoming Offer We Offer Wordpress Website for 100 Euros”. I cannot be beleeving it, I fall on the floors. He then pik me up and says it only special offer until the September 30 day.

So my friends, if you want to be seeing your name in the lights in the World in the Web like the famous mongoose Sergei here, please be calling the MODSnet on 0034 950 449 164 and telling them Sergei send you for website of the Wordpress for 100 Euros only. This is giving you website like mine one here but not including the package of the hosting, this you buy from other peeples called Hostmonster. I put special link to Hostmonster on the right for the peeples. To be taking this offer up you must be calling the MODSnet on 0034 950 449 164 and telling them that Sergei sending you.

OK, enuff of the chatter chitter, I could be blogging all of the day and all of the weekend as you are saying in the English. I must be going now to the fiesta in the La Alfoquia where I am having hot mongoose waiting to be drinking the vodka with me.

I speak to you all again in the soon.

Tags: albox, job, la alfoquia fiesta, lithuania, modsnet, swine flu, website for 100 euros, wordpress blog for 100 euros
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Radio Advert

July 16th, 2009
Aleksandr in Square of the Parliament

Aleksandr in Square of the Parliament

Hello again all the peeples now reading. I am being very excited that many of you are looking for Aleksandr, but there is no neccesary to be doing so now. He send me mail electrical and tells me he living in London. I am not knowing where in the London, but friend Andrius says it is maybe 3 hours.

I am very happy now so I can go to visiting Aleksandr on donky and it only be taking us 3 hours.  I am thinking it maybe take longer as donkey no liking the Ispanish drivers who go very fast and I am not knowing where London is in Is Pain.

I am so very happy abouts this I makes a advert for the radio. I am listening to estation Smooth Eff Emm Live and I thinks to thanks MODSnet who are making me this website for only 250 Euros that I make advert for them. It go very well and am hoping to hear my voice on the radio soon. If all going well I am thinking I make more advert for my website and start making roubles from the World in the Web.

Aleksandr send me nice long mail electrikal and he is telling me how he is in London. He sends piktures of his siteseeing and I am thinking that it is looking kold in London. Maybe London is in the north of Is Pain, I am not knowing.

I have loaded up the pikture of Aleksandr in the front of the House of the Parliament. He say he in Square of the Parliament and has a kold, which he say is why he looking not so good. I am wanting to go there soon to see him, but am thinking that it is looking dangerous to be taking piktures in the road.

I am having to go now to the market in the Albox. I am wanting to buying for food, so I will have to be saying bye bye for now.

Ate everyone.

Tags: advert, albox, aleksandr, almeria, found, modsnet, pictures, radio, smooth fm, square of the parliament, website design
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Where is Aleksandr?

July 9th, 2009
My Kousin Aleksandr

My Kousin Aleksandr

Labas, Hello, Hola, Salut! My name is Sergei. I am Lithuanien Mongoose and I am coming from the big village of Siaulai in Lithuania. It is big country with 750 mongeeses but we are always hiding from people so no meni are knowing we is living here now.

I am having small family and only having 73 brothers and 19 sisters. My fathers no like each other and only be friendly when we is finding russian vodka.

I am coming here to Is Pain this years when I am seeing my kousin Aleksandr on the World in the Web. He making good monei with dancing klub. I am calling him with the telefon and asking if I can come visiting and working so I can meet nice girl and have big family. He is saying that where he is living Is Pain in the Tail to get to there with donky. So I am finding Is Spain in the map and now I have coming  to sees him for big surprise but I cannot be finding him. I leaves his number of telefon in my hole in Lithuania and now cannot remembers what it is.

I am living in small village in Is Spain. The name is Albox and it is maybe 100 kilometers from Almeria and greater than 400 kilometers to Madrid the Kapital of Is Spain. That is a lot of kilometers on donky and he is now tired after travel from Lithuania.

Aleksandr, pleas be kontakting me with this website so we can meet and drink some vodka. If you is looking for big website for your dancing klub, call this MODSnet peeples, they charges me just 250 Euros for website, it is only 11,000 Roubles or 860 Litas!!!

If you is seeing Aleksandr, pleas be taking foto and sending to me. Kontakt me on my kontakt pages and I send you mail electrikal for pikture. When I am finding Aleksandr I show piktures here of our nites on the russian vodka and hoping some nice girls.

Until the next time I am blogging, ate, bye, adios, au revoir!

Tags: 250 Euros for website, albox, aleksandr, almeria, hello, is pain, modsnet, website design, welcome
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