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Friday, July 17th, 2009
Aleksandr at Bridge of the Tower

Aleksandr at Bridge of the Tower

Hello again my friends in the World in the Web.

I am blogging again so quickly because I get more pikture from Aleksandr with the Bridge of the Tower and to tell everyones that I have new job. You can be seeing in the pikture that Aleksandr looking very good now, he say he feel much better now he has lost his kold. He say something about the kold being swine, so I think maybe he drink too much vodka and be kissing the pigs in London. I am not seeing many pigs here in Albox, but man who give me job say there is being lots of pigs on Friday Nites at bars. I do not be knowing how he be knowing this, I am thinking maybe he go to bars for pigs only and not human beans but I not say now as I have only starting my job on Monday.

I get new job from MODSnet. They so very happy with radio advert I am making for them the week ago that they rings me on my new telefone mobile and asking me to be manager of the media for them. I cannot be saying no because everyone be knowing that “vodka costs roubles” as my mother always be saying in Lithuania. So I am start on Monday to manage the media of the MODSnet and make them big name in the World in the Web. I am not knowing how to be making websites, but the man I speaking to at MODSnet he say will give me big tour and helps me to understand how to making good for the advert.

I say to the MODSnet that maybe they should be giving the peeples discount for website like this they makings for me. He saying “OK Sergei, you the mongoose” and he saying “For Special Welkoming Offer We Offer Wordpress Website for 100 Euros”. I cannot be beleeving it, I fall on the floors. He then pik me up and says it only special offer until the September 30 day.

So my friends, if you want to be seeing your name in the lights in the World in the Web like the famous mongoose Sergei here, please be calling the MODSnet on 0034 950 449 164 and telling them Sergei send you for website of the Wordpress for 100 Euros only. This is giving you website like mine one here but not including the package of the hosting, this you buy from other peeples called Hostmonster. I put special link to Hostmonster on the right for the peeples. To be taking this offer up you must be calling the MODSnet on 0034 950 449 164 and telling them that Sergei sending you.

OK, enuff of the chatter chitter, I could be blogging all of the day and all of the weekend as you are saying in the English. I must be going now to the fiesta in the La Alfoquia where I am having hot mongoose waiting to be drinking the vodka with me.

I speak to you all again in the soon.

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Thursday, July 16th, 2009
Aleksandr in Square of the Parliament

Aleksandr in Square of the Parliament

Hello again all the peeples now reading. I am being very excited that many of you are looking for Aleksandr, but there is no neccesary to be doing so now. He send me mail electrical and tells me he living in London. I am not knowing where in the London, but friend Andrius says it is maybe 3 hours.

I am very happy now so I can go to visiting Aleksandr on donky and it only be taking us 3 hours.  I am thinking it maybe take longer as donkey no liking the Ispanish drivers who go very fast and I am not knowing where London is in Is Pain.

I am so very happy abouts this I makes a advert for the radio. I am listening to estation Smooth Eff Emm Live and I thinks to thanks MODSnet who are making me this website for only 250 Euros that I make advert for them. It go very well and am hoping to hear my voice on the radio soon. If all going well I am thinking I make more advert for my website and start making roubles from the World in the Web.

Aleksandr send me nice long mail electrikal and he is telling me how he is in London. He sends piktures of his siteseeing and I am thinking that it is looking kold in London. Maybe London is in the north of Is Pain, I am not knowing.

I have loaded up the pikture of Aleksandr in the front of the House of the Parliament. He say he in Square of the Parliament and has a kold, which he say is why he looking not so good. I am wanting to go there soon to see him, but am thinking that it is looking dangerous to be taking piktures in the road.

I am having to go now to the market in the Albox. I am wanting to buying for food, so I will have to be saying bye bye for now.

Ate everyone.

Where is Aleksandr?

Thursday, July 9th, 2009
My Kousin Aleksandr

My Kousin Aleksandr

Labas, Hello, Hola, Salut! My name is Sergei. I am Lithuanien Mongoose and I am coming from the big village of Siaulai in Lithuania. It is big country with 750 mongeeses but we are always hiding from people so no meni are knowing we is living here now.

I am having small family and only having 73 brothers and 19 sisters. My fathers no like each other and only be friendly when we is finding russian vodka.

I am coming here to Is Pain this years when I am seeing my kousin Aleksandr on the World in the Web. He making good monei with dancing klub. I am calling him with the telefon and asking if I can come visiting and working so I can meet nice girl and have big family. He is saying that where he is living Is Pain in the Tail to get to there with donky. So I am finding Is Spain in the map and now I have coming  to sees him for big surprise but I cannot be finding him. I leaves his number of telefon in my hole in Lithuania and now cannot remembers what it is.

I am living in small village in Is Spain. The name is Albox and it is maybe 100 kilometers from Almeria and greater than 400 kilometers to Madrid the Kapital of Is Spain. That is a lot of kilometers on donky and he is now tired after travel from Lithuania.

Aleksandr, pleas be kontakting me with this website so we can meet and drink some vodka. If you is looking for big website for your dancing klub, call this MODSnet peeples, they charges me just 250 Euros for website, it is only 11,000 Roubles or 860 Litas!!!

If you is seeing Aleksandr, pleas be taking foto and sending to me. Kontakt me on my kontakt pages and I send you mail electrikal for pikture. When I am finding Aleksandr I show piktures here of our nites on the russian vodka and hoping some nice girls.

Until the next time I am blogging, ate, bye, adios, au revoir!